AP English Language Pd 1

Friday, March 10, 2017

The Horrors of the School Bathroom (learn how to flush, people)

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I remember my trip to the school bathroom as a gruesome experience. As soon as I stepped in, I was hit with an overpowering smell that permeated the air; it was a blend of flatulence, urine and the sharp smell of Fabuloso multipurpose cleaner. After adjusting my eyes to the dim white light, I glanced at the once pastel pink walls that were shabby with  age and delinquent children who decided to cover them with their name or a variety of vulgar words in a thick Sharpie marker or pen. I ignored the girls who were fluffing their hair and putting makeup on their face in the lackluster vanity area (which was an array of dirty mirrors above a large sink that was on the brink of overflowing since some genius decided to stuff a ball of paper towels in the drain).
When I opened the stall door and locked it, the first thing I came face to face with was a toilet that had seen better days. The dirty, white porcelain bowl was marred with some type of rust that seemed like it would spread the second someone attempted to clean it. Small drops of urine were sprinkled on the filthy toilet seat, indicating that one of the girls must have “missed” while doing their business. After looking down, I immediately noticed the small, square white tiles on the floor that were soiled with dark, revolting stains that I prayed was dirt and not something else. The roll of thin toilet paper to my right was dwindling – it may have been enough for two more people. The stall itself was graffitied by the people who arrived before me – crude drawings of penises and middle fingers along with smiley faces and declarations of love adorned the dull white stall. Regardless of the bathroom looking as though it came out of a horror story, my bladder was ready to burst. And yet, I paused when I heard the echo of a zipper being pulled down. I suddenly became painfully aware of all the other sounds in the room: the click-clack of a girl’s heeled boots, the tinkling noise coming from the stall next to me, the crinkling, sticky sound of a pad being thrown away – all topped off with the occasional flush every few seconds. My reluctance to pee was strengthened when I made eye contact with an unfamiliar girl through the crack in the stall. There was no privacy. I unlocked the stall, washed my hands for good measure, and left with a strong resolve. I would wait until I got home.  
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